the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i told him it was carpet

the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i told him it was carpet

  1. Camera: Samsung GT-S6500D
  2. Aperture: f/2.6
  3. Exposure: 1/220th
  4. Focal Length: 2mm

Made a Doctor Who Screwdriver. Pretty tasty. Sweet, but tasty. Also, currently watching Doctor Who.

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

School is finished and I become so lazy instantly . Took a nap. But now I have work. Why can’t I just do nothing now. Lol

dopamineandnorepinephrine:

liberalsarecool:

College Republican meme.

ok this is the first one of this meme i’ve seen but it is already my favorite

dopamineandnorepinephrine:

liberalsarecool:

College Republican meme.

ok this is the first one of this meme i’ve seen but it is already my favorite

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

(Source: grahamly)

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

baliset:

ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole

n-1d-forever-directioner:

cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:

the-girl-who—lived:

whensocietykills:

ladymaxwell:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

The one time Fox News does something okay.

Andy, you are a God.

This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.

What a sassy republican.

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(Source: dontgetcomfortable)

daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL